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Eden's FIVE WORD Webby Speech

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May 31 09 11:41 AM

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UPDATE!!! We've selected the top six suggestions. And we think they're pretty awesome. Thank you so much to everyone who helped! Now go vote for your favorite one...http://bit.ly/11W0w3

Eden's got a Webby acceptance speech to make on Monday, June 8th! But it can only be FIVE WORDS. That's it. Those are the rules.
And that's a big problem because Eden can't say "thank you" in less than five words. She can barely say "hello" in less than five words. So she needs your help!

Please submit your best FIVE WORD speech to this thread. Just FIVE WORDS (and your name).

Thank you.
Your five word creativity is the only thing stopping Eden from being taken off to Webby prison!

Edited 1 time by ImaginaryBitches Jun 3 09 7:19 AM.

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tracyj16

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May 31 09 2:17 PM

Here's two suggestions:

"See! Fans really love me!"

or

"Sucks to be you, Bitches!"

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sillyme

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May 31 09 2:17 PM

My submissions are as follows:

Thank you, I blame myself.
Thank you, I blame me. (a variation)
Thanks, I blame Andrew Miller.
Catherine and Heather, bite me.

Phyl

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prettyplainjo

My suggestion

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May 31 09 2:18 PM

"I blame this on Catherine." <3 prettyplainjo

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japmap

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May 31 09 2:35 PM

Look what I won, Bitches!

Sure beats imaginary awards, Bitches!

Thanks to my non-imaginary fans! (if you can get away w/hyphenated wd)

This one's for you, Andrew!

Much bettter than imaginary awards!

This one is mine, bitches

My fans aren't imaginary, bitches

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soaprookie

Gotta go with...

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May 31 09 2:39 PM

some variation on "I blame"...cuz, you know...

like...

I blame All My Fans.

I blame All My Bitches.

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jingles

we got your back Eden

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May 31 09 2:43 PM

See Pratt, I am beloved

AMC sucks, its my fault LOL

Emmy winning star with bitches

you suck Pratt, I rock!

Pratt need my bitches bad

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daybroadway

I think it would be hilarious if you said....

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May 31 09 2:49 PM

I SO DESERVE THIS SHYT

But you probably can't, can you? Damn it all... I literally just signed up to this message board just to give my two cents on this...and I don't have twitter, so try and use it! haha

Day

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SpeakerWiggin

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May 31 09 3:01 PM

"Imaginary Bitches... Real award. SUCKERS!"

And then run REALLY fast!

And you really should use mine as June 8th is my birthday.

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rhapsodygirl2006

My submissions are:

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May 31 09 3:04 PM

Look at me now, Chuckie
Blame me for this award
No bitch takes my credit
I'm honored and moved deeply
Catherine and Heather,enough already
Who's the best bitch now?
BAM, I made it yay!

Jenn

Edited 2 times by rhapsodygirl2006 May 31 09 10:15 PM.

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QQSuited

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May 31 09 4:49 PM

We had a whole list of these on the BAM board back when we found out you won. I love sillyme's "I blame Andrew Miller" one.

I had come up with these:

Suck it, Pratt, I ROCK!

How's this one:

This was not my fault.

or

This was all my fault.

or

This is all Pratt's fault.

or

Eden, two, Charles Pratt, zero.

or

I'm to blame for this.

or

You are All My Bitches (suggested by baby_c on the BAM board)

or

You really, really like me! (the Sally Field approach)

or

I sleep with the director.

or

The crazy people thank you.

or

Catherine and Heather deserve this.

(okay, even I couldn't keep a straight face with that last one)

Mary Beth

"You better watch out..."
Lather, Rinse, Repeat - Click me, read me...

I think; therefore, I'm single
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Edited 1 time by QQSuited May 31 09 4:55 PM.

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aconi

5 Words

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May 31 09 5:35 PM

The 5-word phrases on this thread are hilarious! Eden's going to have a hell of a time choosing just one!

My ideas are more serious, things like:

Everyone should watch this show!
Thank you! Watch Season Two!
Two bitches. One great team.
Than... Heather! I won't say that!
First a Webby. Next... Oscar!?
I swore I wouldn't cry...
Andrew is a creative genius.
The more viewers the better.
Keep watching. FANtastic material coming!
I won! Watch my show!

This one includes actions/facial expressions:
Eden: "Catherine and Heather thank you."
The 2 Imaginary Bitches - who are standing on Eden's right/left (they wouldn't have missed this night for the world) - let Eden know in no uncertain terms, and using descriptive metaphors that couldn't possibly be repeated on an award show's stage, that they really have no one to thank but themselves. Eden's expression suggests pure frustration and quiet desperation as she tries to wordlessly convince the Bitches to be thankful for the award. Neither budge. New sexual similes are put forth, but of course only Eden hears them. Exasperated, and possibly a little flustered - maybe embarrassed? - at having had the Bitches join her onstage, Eden gestures to the award one more time. No movement from the Bitches (they've been distracted by the men in the front row). Eden then turns to the audience, expressing thanks using only expression and body language. Then Eden exits stage whatever. Heather refuses to leave the stage, however, as she's noticed the podium being used is a perfect substitute for a dancing pole.

Ok... I'm not sure if any of these is usable, but sitting here trying to come up with a 5-word speech is kind of fun. Shows you what kind of day I've had, I suppose.

Edited 1 time by aconi May 31 09 5:37 PM.

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ninh63

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May 31 09 6:13 PM

These are all great! I think it should at least have the word IMAGINARY or BITCHES in it, most likely IMAGINARY unless you want to come off as a BITCH LOL.

1. couldn'tve IMAGINED anything more Bitchin

2. couldn'tve imagined anything more awesome

3. Not in my wildest imagination

4. Hope my award isn't imaginary

5. Hands off Bitches it's mine

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pasadoply

good luck

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May 31 09 9:47 PM

try this on for size... "its mine, all mine. thanks!"

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rhapsodygirl2006

I'm back....

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May 31 09 9:59 PM

Thanks, blame my inner bitch
I couldn't IMAGINE anything better
It's mine, Catherine and Heather
Andrew's imagination, my talent, wow
My award, hands off bitches
My fans love me, thanks
This is for my fans
Catherine says, suck dirt Pratt

Jenn

Edited 1 time by rhapsodygirl2006 May 31 09 10:04 PM.

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IBSuperFan

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Jun 1 09 10:51 AM

It HAS TO be:

"Aint nothing Imaginary about this!"

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IBSuperFan

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Jun 1 09 10:53 AM

One more...

"A victory for Bitches everywhere."

But really... it should be... "Aint nothing Imaginary about this!"

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harmony1218

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Jun 1 09 12:08 PM

"To Andrew's Imaginary Bitchy visions" or "To Andrew's Imaginary Bitchy Ideas"

"To my imaginary husband Andrew"

I also third the "Blame Andrew Miller, thank-you!"

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IBFF

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Jun 1 09 1:53 PM

Imaginary bitches win real award!

I am prettier than you

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch - WEBBY!

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steph

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Jun 1 09 2:12 PM

I like the "Ain't nothing imaginary about this" one!

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QQSuited

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Jun 1 09 2:24 PM

Don't I have great eyebrows? (of course, the last word is interchangeable with others...

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My inner bitches thank you.

This sure beats network television!

I sleep with the producer.

Andrew is getting lucky tonight.

It was the "smegma", right?

Catherine and Heather say "Hi".

Mary Beth

"You better watch out..."
Lather, Rinse, Repeat - Click me, read me...

I think; therefore, I'm single
Professional Eyebrow Double - please call or write for my resume...
Avatar courtesy of Donna Pool, 'cause Donna knows how to do cool stuff like this and I don't....

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